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Nov 20

Ron Swanson

I just laughed out loud, by myself, hysterically, at the back of Ron Swanson’s head.

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Nov 13

is there a better beverage on the planet than orangina?

superdoofus-stratodrive:

i submit that there is NOT

(ting, s. pellegrino’s limonata, and schweppe’s black cherry seltzer are very close though)

Yesterday, hungover at breakfast, my friend and I split an Orangina and it seriously made everything awesome right away.

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Nov 12

“What I would really like to know, is that since Maine is mostly a White state, where was the claim that White people are uniquely homophobic? […] Where was Dan Savage with a rant about how homophobic White people are? Where was his statement claiming that he was done pretending that the homophobia of White people didn’t effect him personally in order to be politically correct? Did I miss him on CNN? Please explain to me why White people are not considered uniquely homophobic, when they vote repeatedly en masse against gay marriage?”

Womanist Musings (via sexartandpolitics)

excellent.

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Oct 31

I think this is my favorite I have got ever one

ATTEN,

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NUMBER TO CALL YOU RIGHT NOW AND IT WILL ONLY COST YOU $550 FOR YOUR PAPER WORKS TO CLAIM YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOXES AND THE DELIVERY AGENCY WILL BE AT YOUR DOORSTEP IN THE NEXT 48HRS. THE BELOW INFORMATION IS NEEDED.

YOUR FULL NAME:
YOUR HOME ADDRESS:
YOUR DIRECT CELL PHONE NUMBER TO CALL NOW:
YOUR AGE:
YOUR OCCUPATION:
YOUR MARITAL STATUS YOUR GENDER:

NOTE: WE HAVE MOUNTED OUR SECURITY NETWORK TO MONITOR EVERY IN-COMING CALL, IF
WE STILL FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH ALL THOSE FRAUDSTERS THAT
HAVE BEEN FRUSTRATING YOU, I SHALL STOP AND CANCEL YOUR DELIVERY IMMEDIATELY.
ONLY REPLY IF YOU ARE READY TO ISSUE THE PAPER WORKS NEEDED WITH THE SUM OF $550…

REGARDS
GEORGE WOLFE
CHIEF OF CUSTOMS

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Oct 28

zachklein:

This Levi’s commercial is genius in many ways (O hai Walt Whitman!) but did anyone else jerk when they saw this Nazi-reminiscent frame? Maybe I’ve been watching too much of World at War.

Thanks to Chris Bodenner for sharing the clip.

that’s my friend brisa.

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Oct 27